No Toadie here.

I go to uni. There are a lot of freaks there. Because I am only doing a one year course/am an old maid, I only have like three mates at uni and if they aren't in my classes, I sit with like minded individuals who I don't want to punch in the face (I want to punch about 80% of the people in my course). Today I was exiting a tutorial with Matt, a like minded individual who, if I spent more time with, I would probs be great mates with. Anyway we were just casually bitching about my most hated fellow uni goer (a mature age student who tells the MOST irrelevant stories ever) when Matt was approached by a fellow student I will refer to as Alexi. Alexi is pretty socially awkward and someone society would characterise as a stoner. Why you ask? Well apparently in his first science tutorial of the year he introduced himself by saying "Hi I am Alexi. I like to smoke marijuana recreationally", so the whole stoner story checks out. 

Anyway, Alexi politely said "Excuse me" to Matt and then went on to say the most obscure thing that I have ever heard uttered in the hallowed halls of UTS Lindfield. 

"Are you Toadie from Neighbours?"

Needless to say I lost my shit. I mean what was the thought process here? Why after a two hour tutorial on children with learning difficulties was he thinking of old mate Toadfish? Matt doesn't even look like Toadie and I am sorry but given that Toadie has been on Neighbours for like 20 years, wouldn't we know if he decided to leave the acting profession and re-train as a PDHPE teacher?

I seriously can't get over it. Not just the ridiculousness of the question but also the fact that he had the audacity to ask such a ludicrous question. 

I can only come to one conclusion. Alexi was high on the recreational marijuana he is so fond of.