Pippa you've failed me.

Greetings followers, 

Sorry for the epic hiatus re blogging. I've been too busy preparing for, then enjoying the wedding of my pal Myrtle and have hence been otherwise engaged. Anyhoo wedding is now over and alas I am back to procrastinating from university which gives me ample time to do what I do best - trash talk celebs and make outlandish unPC statements that could potentially harm my future career. 

Anyway, there's no better way to welcome myself back to the fray of the online blogging community, than to have a casual go at old mate Pippa Middleton who I am starting to view as an aristocratic version of Krtistin Cavallari. I once boldy stated that the only thing Cavillari has going for her other than her amazing rig, is the fact that for a brief amount of time she inhabited a house in Laguna Beach that was designed by LC's dad. I now view Pippa in the same way. I mean her big break in life has come from the lucky coincidence that she too once travelled the same fallopian highway as HRH the Duchess of Cambridge, happened to live in the same house as her for a few years (childhood ) and got lucky with a well cut dress and lots of media attention at the Royal wedding. Really.....she may be a slammin hottie but what has Pippa Middleton ever done?

I guess the thing that has really got me categorising Pippa with Kristen C, is her latest fashion disaster:

Leggings. 

As Pants. 

Worn by Pippa. 

Can't help but notice the ankle boots and pea coat - clearly not on the way to the gym......so what exactly is the excuse? Also noting that the said leggings have no embellishments or detail which leads me to believe that these heinous 'should be worn as an undergarment' pants, are from the budget section of Marks and Sparks. Not good enough Pippa! I mean really girl! What were you thinking? You're going to be the Aunt of the future King or Queen of England and if there is anything I've learnt about high class dressing from my icon Blair Waldorf, it is that ladies do not wear pants, much less leggings!

As many of you know, I've been very publicly resistant to the old leggings as pants fad because frankly, it's just gross.......but recently I've slightly caved because yes they are comfortable and when worn with a longer tunic style top to cover the crotch/bum region, I think they can look ok.......BUT I AM NOT THE SISTER OF HRH THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE AND THERE IS NO CHANCE I'LL BE GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED BY SLEAZY PAPS ALL DAY. 

Ohh....and the Leggings I wear are Camilla and Marc and feature gold hardware embellishments;  so even if I did get famous overnight because say my brother Teddy seduced and then got betrothed to Eugenie, Beatrice or God forbid Lady Louise, at least everyone wouldn't think my pants were tacky and cheap.